Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Holy sore nipples Batman
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
