I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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