glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
