what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He shit in the fireplace
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
dude. I can hear the air.
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