All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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