She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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