Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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