I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
