Me too!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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