I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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