you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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