Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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