that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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