I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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