Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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