apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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