woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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