Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
that is very illegal...i love you.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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