the new term for farting is butt boxing.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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