perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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