i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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