I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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