you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she peed on how many people?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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