I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
