bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
So. Much. Porn.
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