Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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