Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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