Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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