wat bout pragnant strippers??
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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