You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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