HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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