Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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