How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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