Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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