Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
