11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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