Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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