do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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