My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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