Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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