Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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