You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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