Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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