There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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