As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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