that's an acceptable place to lick
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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