69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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