I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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