I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
