she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Text me some of your sweat
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