So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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