And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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