OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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