: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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