Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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