That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
porn star boner night. come get it.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So apparently I’m into choking now
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