Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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