I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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