Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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